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I love that this is usually all my big sister ever wore when we got the house all to ourselves. She didn’t hide the fact that just because we had done it that morning didn’t mean we weren’t going to continue to do it throughout the day.
My little brother and I had been flirting for months, but when we finally got the house to ourselves, it was more awkward than I was expecting. Couldn’t we just skip to the part when he’d have his cock in my mouth, calling me names while tryin
Your daughter called me over to help when she got locked out of the house. We never made it in.
Guys- You’ve got the best view in the house as your girlfriend makes her ass comfortable on my Alpha cock.
The Houses
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
OH LOOK AT MY BOY CONSTANTINE IN THERE.Also they took Zatanna design from the Infinite Crisis game, and the poetic Etrigan.Plus Deadman and the House of MysteryHonestly, i never been so HYPED, for a Justice League movie.AND THEY GOT MATT RYAN.
depressioncomix: depressioncomix: depression comix - 248 - View Site - View Patreon Sorry, I haven’t been active very recently, I am in Canada now and it was a hectic week. But I got this update done and I am happy about it as well as the response
woodsgotweird: OH i forgot to mention cuz ive been so crazy busy but ahh my sister and I got the house and we’re gonna be moving at the end of the month!! ^_^ it’s so damn exciting! And thank you to everyone who’s supported me recently through
bottleparadise: mapsontheweb: Distribution of Waffle Houses in the US. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE WEST COAST AIN’T GOT WAFFLE HOUSE? How does NYC never have the good stuff?
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
thepsychoticallyreckless:I kept letting him in the house and grandma got mad at me
Man my roomy was the only thing holding me back from chronic masturbation I guess. Now that she’s gone and I got the house to myself…. im cocksore. XD
la-horrorosa:This is the piece I made for the Dimidue zine CHERISHED this year, and I gotta say, I’m proud of this and I’m very thankful that I got the chance of working with so many talented artists and writers.Here’s the link for the zine, for
my family just got back from a 2 week long road trip and one of the first stories my little sister tells me is how they went to this one restaurant that had a waiter and waitress who both happened to be named Jamie and after they left my little sister
I have a lot of big cardboard boxes to break down and put in the recycling, so many I’ve had to do it over several weeks (and I’m still not done) but the last time I was doing it with scissors I got (and then immediately popped) a blister
thecubthatdanced: I’ve finally got the house to myself! Thought I’d show you guys the shirt I got for Christmas ;)
maddi what if takeru was a letter bee too and one day he got a delivery for a letter without a name and all it had was an address and so he goes to deliver the letter right away with his trusty dingo patamon and he gets to the house and it looks all dark
bustysister: I love that this is usually all my big sister ever wore when we got the house all to ourselves. She didn’t hide the fact that just because we had done it that morning didn’t mean we weren’t going to continue to do it throughout the
thecubthatdanced:I’ve finally got the house to myself! Thought I’d show you guys the shirt I got for Christmas ;)
thatsmallbluebox: my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
there was this loud lightening strike outside and the entire house shook jfc i almost shat myself
I got the house! Move in day!! Yay!! 3 bdr 3bthr Mulit level! Super fun set up.
Got the house all to myself
tommygunbloodlust: The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand. “Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the
politi-gal: The Obama family before the White House They got the under-cabinet lights and inlaid appliances, they rich as fuck lol
kathereal: gregwuzhere: kathereal: trancygena: Oh. My. GODS. this is the life I want to live I’m just thinking about how everything in the house gonna have blue glitter on it 😂😂 You say this as though it is a problem… It is a problem….a
aim-e-la: This was literally in my top 5 must haves for the house. My neighbor and I have identical lots, but she opted for the smaller house so she could have a bigger yard for her four dogs (and one cat, but it hates outside). She’s 29.
tarynel: ohnahchill: te-amo-corazon: boulevard-of-june-30th: What kinda nonsensical nonsense is this? Some of yall are sick in the head Your ego gonna have you broker than you need to be but whatever at least you the Man Of The House™ or
fatnigganamedpanda: fukkce: juelzsantanabandana: Got the house to myself, you already know what the FUCK bout to go on GET THIS OUTTTTTA MY FACEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂✋🏿 stop this now
paisleyshark: sonypraystation: juelzsantanabandana: Got the house to myself, you already know what the FUCK bout to go on we swervin wit the dicks out!!! @spoichundley
zootedboy: *black couple living in a haunted house* wife: the house haunted husband: we out this bitch *everybody lives*
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
heathicorn: apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the
lvrnemalvo: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even OH MY FUCKING GOD
chrissymodi-frost: notwosnowflakesarealike: johamesthenifty: The rental house had a small door in one of the closets Led to the inner linings of the house I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not
curiouslymistook: healthycomfyhappy: blk0912: boredandmoist: This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal. Today, I just got the keys to my first house. Give it time. Needed this today when you hear people preach that it gets better,
ammit420: horror movie synopsis white family moves into house the house got some shit in it family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house turns out that shit is some ultrashit
viviangames: jakederiousus: johamesthenifty: The rental house had a small door in one of the closets Led to the inner linings of the house I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do Nah, fuck those movies. ADVENTURE! you are literally the white
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
decreed: cocktailqueen: mercenaryyqueen: never loved a gif so much this is kinda creepy tho The story behind this painting is very interesting, though. The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a suffocating silence.
slavette: “if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission” I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the
w0lfys: in the new rolling stone article about manson he says he doesnt like to take his pants all the way off when he fucks bc hes scared the house will randomly catch on fire and he’ll have to run out naked what a guy
becausebirds: An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x
princeofthots: when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house
bathtubbrat: the-house-of-wolves-xx: 7bottles: i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me Yes. That place is called Seattle
Merry Christmas from Captain America, Iron Patriot, and my new stuffed moose I decided to call Kissamoose. I got the bobbleheads for Nick and he got me the moose :)
ileftmyheartinwesteros:Well we found our house😭✨🙌 Choosing it seems to be the first step, now we’ve got to figure out how to buy it. But it’s got a huuuuge yard for the dogs, a master bedroom that’s almost like a loft with a
neyri-hime: So we got KH3 in the house and- This is what my bf sent me……
girlsuwanttofuck: Hey, Bill we got the house to ourselves. Mom and dad have taken the grandkids o the pool and our spouses seem to have hit it off and gone with mom and dad as well. Why not join me in my old bedroom and we can see if the old bed still
Been out of the moving business over a year but haven’t forgotten all the tricks, nothing like dropping the ramp right onto the porch to unload 👌🏼 got 90+% of the house moved now and we are stoked!
Well a trip to Lowes and some help from the neighbor and we finally got our bed put together in the master bedroom ( Poly finally dried well enough to set it up)! Really productive day since we got the guest bedroom started as well. Pretty good for novice
hip-hop-lifestyle: bae: hey come over me: i cant, i died yesterday, my funeral service is 2nite bae: i got the house to myself ;) me:
hvitserkk: Queen Daenerys of the House Targaryen and Mother of Dragons
snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: Guess who Fucking locked themselves out I Fucking climbed through the second floor window My Dad wanted me to show him how i got inside the house Dani what the actual
I can’t believe Peridot and Lapis got a divorce and Lapis got the house
I got into a car accident after a Chris Brown concert because my friend was driving in the wrong direction. Moral of the story? It’s Chris Brown’s fault
![skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley](https://31.media.tumblr.com/34547c84fbee01e243289d7f3a50b126/tumblr_nbwrz6T9Bw1thhd7vo1_250.jpg)
